The Best Jokes about Blondes

Blonde jokes are based on the premise that people (mainly women) with blonde hair are naive, gullible, and ... well, stupid. One might think that this simple premise is to grow old - but that's not the best blonde jokes are alive and well in the 21st century! For some reason, as are attracted by the tabloids in the supermarket against the box, I cannot get enough of them, so I present to you the best blonde jokes I know - and I hope to make you crack a smile and laugh rest of the day!

Blonde Joke # 1: "Blonde on the lookout"

Redhead was well over the speed limit when he asked the blonde passenger, "Look at all the cops behind us?" Blonde turned and looked for a long time. "Oh, yes, I do." "Damn!" said the redhead. "It's an eye on it?" The blonde replies, "Yes, No. Yes, No. Yes, yes."

Blonde Joke # 2: "Las Vegas first class"

The first class blonde plops despite his bus ticket. The hostess informed him, "Miss, you have to move from his seat." However, the blonde just smiled smugly, "Honey, do not understand. I'm pretty, I'm blonde, and when I'm in Las Vegas, I'll be rich" Even the flight attendant's head can not their movement. "I'm pretty, I'm blonde, and when I'm in Las Vegas I'll be rich." Finally, the captain was quoted. He whispered to the blonde, she gave him a puzzled look, then got up and moved quietly to the coach. Cabin crew was impressed. "What you said to let him?" "Oh, I just said" first class does not stop in Las Vegas! "

Blonde Joke # 3: "Diagnosis Blonde"

"Doc, you gotta help," said a young redhead. "It hurts everyone." "What do you mean?" The doctor asked. She touched her right knee with your finger. "Oh, that is evil." She touched her left cheek. "Oh, that hurts!" Then he touched her shoulder. "Ay! Although it hurts!" The doctor became suspicious. "Are you a natural blonde," he asked. "Why, yes," he said. "How do you know?" "Oh, lucky," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."

Blonde Joke # 4: "Cruise Blonde"

Blonde walking the travel agent finds a sign in a window "Cruise Special - $ 99" He goes in, his agent hands the money, and says: "I'd like $ 99 cruise special, please." The agent grabs her, drags him back into the room, his ties to an inner tube dragged him out the back door and down the river, pushing it and let it float downstream. A few minutes later, another blonde above, sees the sign, goes inside, and pay the $ 99 cruise special. He gets the same treatment. The spread of the stronger current, she finally takes the blonde before. When you float along, side-by-side, the first blonde asks, "are refresh this cruise?" The other replies: "He did not do last year!"

Blonde Joke # 5: "Alligator Shoes"

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while vacation. Â She wanted to bring a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices of local suppliers said.

After becoming very frustrated with the approach of one of the merchants, the young blonde said, "Well, maybe I'll go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes!"

Merchant said in smiley face, "healthy little lady, why do not you go and try?"

The blonde went into the swamp, dogged to catch a crocodile.

During the day, because the dealer is going home, he finds life very young woman position deep in murky water, shotgun in hand.

When he put his car bring to an end, he sees swimming toward her. Gator With lightning reflexes, the blonde creature for shoots and carries on the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. Trader stood on the shore and watch in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to turn his back. Gator rolling his eyes toward the sky flying, screaming in frustration.